JK.
I had to leave work early today because I have felt sick all week and today it finally caught up with me. According to the internet, my uterus is the size of a soccer ball. I can feel said uterus under my rib cage and it makes me naseous. Literally, it makes me naseous, not just the thought of it. I am a month away from my third trimester. Can’t wait!
In other news, I finally got a computer of my very own, which is pretty much the most exciting thing that has happend to me in, oh, about 6 months. I made chili this week and it turned out AMAZING. Oh, and the Office is on tonight. Wow, i lead an exciting life.
To close, I would like to introduce a new feature called “Rude Things Complete Strangers Have Said to Me This Week.”
“What does your husband do?” Oh, I am not married, but thanks old man I don’t know. Please pray for my illegitimate child!
“You are due in AUGUST?! But you are SO BIG! Are you having TWINS?” Thanks Safeway Checker Lady. I appreciate your concern. Please rot in hell.
